Started in the backrooms of Folsom ‘09. Took double fists in slings while 50 guys watched and cheered. Everyone swore I’d be shitting in a bag by 40.
I’m 48 next month and can still crush your finger so hard you can’t pull it out.
Secret? I never play drunk, never go past 90 minutes, and every morning I hang a 5-pound weight off my dick and do kegels till my eyes water.
That’s it. The rest is fear talking.
I’m 48 next month and can still crush your finger so hard you can’t pull it out.
Secret? I never play drunk, never go past 90 minutes, and every morning I hang a 5-pound weight off my dick and do kegels till my eyes water.
That’s it. The rest is fear talking.
