Went in for hemorrhoids. Doc does the finger check, face goes white, says “you have a rectal prolapse, this is serious”.
I went beet red and whispered “yeah… on purpose”.
Man looked at me like I grew a second head and gave me a 15-minute lecture about cancer and diapers.
Walked out feeling like the dirtiest person alive.
Anyone else been through this? Is there such a thing as a kink-friendly proctologist?
I went beet red and whispered “yeah… on purpose”.
Man looked at me like I grew a second head and gave me a 15-minute lecture about cancer and diapers.
Walked out feeling like the dirtiest person alive.
Anyone else been through this? Is there such a thing as a kink-friendly proctologist?
